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It is pretty rare that two of my biggest passions (gum and travel) converge in something worth blogging about (imo, obviously).  However, on a recent layover at Schiphol Airport in Amsterdam, I discovered (to my extreme dismay) that they do not sell gum in this important hub.

Schiphol is the 9th busiest airport in the world; 125,000 people go through the airport everyday, and you cannot buy gum there.

Instead of gum, I had to get mints.

The reason? According to the bored kiosk attendant who I interrogated, it was costing too much in cleaning time to scrape the gum off the floors and furniture, so they banned the sale of it. You can still chew in the airport – if you knew you had to buy it before hand.

I imagine someone did a cost analysis and discovered that the revenue made from selling gum in Schiphol (which I conservatively calculate to be somewhere around, $1.8M USD** per year), was less than the costs associated with cleaning up the gum.

**(My calculation is based on Palm Beach Airport stats, the only airport which had gum figures available. They had 6m passengers in 2010 and reported gum revenue as $225,000 per year)

I understand its tough business to run an airport these days – and if you were loosing money on gum, its logical not to sell it.

But this doesn’t solve my problem, so  here is my suggestion: sell the gum in duty free, get it sealed up in those permanent ziplock baggy things and deliver it to gate, just the same as whiskey or mascara. The airport concessions make the revenue, the passengers ears don’t pop and the mess becomes the airlines problem.  I sent an email with this suggestion to Schiphol – I’ll let you know if anything comes of it.

PS: There was surprisingly little written about this issue on the Internets.  And when I say little, I mean, nothing.  But I learnt a lot of other interesting things when I googled “No Gum at Schiphol,” such as:

-       The #6 result on Google was a Wikipedia article on the “Urinal.” Why? Well, wouldn’t you know that Schiphol airport was the first place to put fly targets in urinals (I didn’t even know that was a thing until I read this entry).  The cleaning crews found a significant reduction in cleaning time after the fly was introduced.

-       GUM is the Airport code for Guam. There are no direct flights from Schiphol to Guam.

-       You also cannot buy gum at DisneyLand or Sydney airport.

-       At Schiphol the baggage handlers are robots

-       Finally, you can get married at Schiphol.

Urinal Fly.

 

UPDATE!!! Max from Schiphol wrote back to me – ten points to Schiphol! Which I should add, besides the gum is a pretty great airport:

Dear Mrs. Martin,

 

Thank you for your mail.

We are glad to hear, that you love our airport. This means that our efforts to improve the airport are successful.

 

It gets messy if we sell gum at Schiphol. Visitors just spit out their gum on the floor and it is difficult to remove.

We do not think that the revenue of gum sales compensates the costs of removal.

Moreover, it is not a pretty sight, all those black spots on the floor.

 

Our no-gum policy has proven to be useful, so we will stick to it.

 

We hope we have informed you sufficiently.

Yours sincerely,

AMSTERDAM AIRPORT SCHIPHOL

Business Area Aviation

Max Huwae

 

Customer Contact Centre 

 

It’s been over a year since I updated my previous blog, Natasha in Greenland.  In that time, I left Greenland, graduated from The George Washington University and started working! I’ve been focusing mainly on how tourism destinations reach their markets through online and social media strategies, and have decided to re-focus my blog mainly on these topics.

For those who enjoyed my posts on banal issues such rye bread, trivia and movable desks (still the coolest things EVER), rest assured, I will continue to post inconsequential special my-interest pieces.

More to come soon!

You know who is definitely getting a post card from Greenland?

The fellow who sent me this message:

i’m sorry to trouble you, i’m living in Guangzhou China, i like collecting postcard. i like Greenland, hope have a postcard from Greenland by post. and i need only 1 postcard with stamped or in an envelope. could you satisfy this little desire of my heart,please?
my postal address:
Dong Hang
2907, C Zuo
Gao Xiao Jiao Shi Xin Cun, South China Normal University
P.R. CHINA
expect your answer:-)
best regards
donghang

Whenever you are given the opportunity to satisfy the desires of someone’s little heart with a postcard, I think you should!

My Cool Desk

Of all the fascinating things I have seen so far in Greenland (whales! icebergs! northern lights!) – I have to say, I remain completely fascinated with the desks.  All offices in Greenland (at least, all the ones I have been in) have these amazing desks that go up and down with a push of a button.

See? Sitting down.

Standing up!

My co-worker has a little stairmaster under her desk which she sometimes uses as she types or is on the phone.  I have heard that it is a Danish labor requirement, as sitting down all day can be bad for your back.

SPAMMED!

Whoa, woke up to 91 emails from new friends such as “mjxsut” and “kscvvux” – my poor little blog got SPAMMED :-(

I can’t watch a whole lot of TV here, since it’s all in Danish or Greenlandic.  So, my favorite (only) show is the Danish version of American Idol, called X-Factor.  Since it’s mostly singing, I don’t really need to understand what they are saying.

X-Factor is different from American Idol in a few specific ways:

  • The judges each get a group of contestants who they mentor, so everytime someone is kicked off, it’s a blow to the judge as well.  The half-black guy (Remee, pronounced Remy), is in charge of young individuals, the less handsome male judge (Carsten “SoulShock” Schack who everyone is surprised I don’t know him, cause apparently he produced an Usher song once or something; more interestingly he won the DMX Mixing Competition in 1989) is in charge of the groups, and the female judge who of course sits between the two men, gets the older individuals.

SoulShock, the Lady and Remy

  • The three judges don’t ever seem to say anything negative, they think everyone is “Fantastisk!”
  • The Danish (and Greenland and Faroe Islands) votes for a half hour after the show, then there is a half hour break (when TV Avisen=news comes on) and the show comes back on.  The two contestants with the lowest votes  are at the mercy of the judges, who make the final call between the two.
  • The hairstyles of the presenter, (a female version of Ryan Seacrest) defy gravity.

The presenters hairstyles are ridiculous.

So far, I’m rooting for this girl Anna, from the Faroe Island (she is way fantastisk).  I’ll keep you posted.

Pictures of Nuuk

I’ve had a couple people asking what Nuuk actually looks like, so here are a few photos.

This is Sermitsiaq Mountain which is the backdrop for Nuuk.  Its 1,210 meters high. Sermitsiaq means “small glacier,” and it is also the name of the main newspaper here, which comes out on Fridays. There is another newspaper, Ag, which comes out on Wednesdays.  The two share the same website.  The cluster of houses is Nussuaq, where I live.  There are three main areas in Nuuk: Nussuaq (pronouncd Knew-su-ack), Qinngorput (pronounced: Ring-o-poot) and Nuuk (Nook).

This is the Greenland Tourism and Business Council – my office for 5 months!

This is the little blue house right next to my little blue house. My blue house looks exactly like this one.

Ice in Greenland

So, you can’t buy ice in the supermarkets here; I guess this makes sense, when you live on a glacier.

This occurred to me today as I was rummaging in a drawer full of phone books, string, tape, a Danish manual for the washing machine which I’m sure holds the answer to many of my questions about an appliance that is seriously a mystery to me (the washing machine deserves its own post, suffice to say every time I turn it on, it sounds like a space shuttle is taking off in my apartment), etc from past residents of my little blue house, and anyways, I found these:

It’s a plastic bag that you fill up with water, then you put it in the freezer so it becomes this:

I’m unclear as to why they do not just have ice trays, but thought this was really cool, until I realized it’s way less environmentally friendly than an old ice tray. I’ll see if they sell our style ice trays at the supermarket, but if they don’t I think there is an import opportunity here.

On the subject of “Cool Stuff that We Don’t Have at Home”, most houses are equipped with two kitchen appliances that I have never seen in even the most complete American kitchens (that’s you, Helen).  A machine that makes regular water fizzy and one that is like an electric kettle but for milk, so you don’t have to fool around with the steam nozzle on a coffee machine.  I want both: export opportunity.

Oh, they do sell the soda thing in the US: http://www.sodastreamusa.com:80/default.aspx but I can’t find the steamer online; I’ll get a picture next time I’m at my neighbors’.  Stay tuned – this could transform your coffee :-)

Whales!

Yesterday, right outside our office (our office is right on the Ocean) – a huge humpback whale just cruised by.  It was very close – and my friend Manu managed to get this picture. Some people on Facebook had trouble seeing the tail – hence the second picture.

Also, Manu took some pics of me!  Love love my Canada Goose coat.

I didn’t get the Superbowl on my one channel here in Greenland, so this morning, I watched the ads online (thanks, YouTube.)  I was especially curious to see the Google ad.  It was actually posted on YouTube two months ago; they decided to air it (at a price tag of $3m), because it got positive reviews from YouTube viewers.

I thought it was pretty cute, and did a good job of showing the range of the search function: maps, translation, spelling, advice etc.   In any case, I couldn’t help but notice that so many of the ads were for mobile or internet companies (monster.com, Google, GoDaddy.com, Intel, Cars.com, FloTV) I thought the best ad was FloTV’s Moments.  Set to a remix of The Who’s My Generation by Will.I.Am.  It was a montage of famous historical moments; shared experiences that most people can relate to.  The ad says “Don’t miss a moment.” And then asks us “Where will you be?” I guess they hope we will be watching TV on our mobile device during the next big “moment.”  So anyways, what is FloTV?

The wikipedia entry is confusing and the introduction on their site is narrated by a woman SO annoying (“Iris”), I couldn’t watch it for more than 30 seconds.  But I can deduce that this is a service that provides TV on your phone or in your car.  There are 16 channels at the moment, including “Adult Swim,” just what we need men to be able to access in their cars.

Just more technology to watch out for…making us more connected at all times.  Might be a while before FloTV gets to Greenland, since internet here is still DSL.

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